Saturday, July 30, 2011

Another Breadload of Bread

Sometime around 2 years ago - close to when I started this blog - a neighbor of ours unloaded, seriously, a truckload of bread at our place.  It was not full up the sides of the truck - but the entire bed of the huge diesel truck was one bread-loaf deep, and the whole thing was full.  I like to call that event Day of the Bread, or Breadpocolips, or - as I called it back then - The Great Bread Event.  As you can read for yourself in my blog entry, The Great Bread Event was actually broken up into two separate bread days that culminated into one huge bread event.  Oh, and just so ya know, even though I feel compelled to direct your attention to my older posts from time to time, I wouldn't dwell there.  I really just wouldn't dwell there if I were you.  In and out real quick.  That's my motto.




Anywho... this here pile-o-bread is the latest in the bread events - and it's like 1/8 of the bread of that bread event day.  It doesn't happen all the time - in fact it's been quite a while since we experienced a bread event, but when it does happen it's sort of an off handed, sneak attack sort of thing.  Our neighbor comes by or calls and says - "Oh by the way - do you want more bread than you can eat in a month...right now?"  And being the weird losers that we are we always say "YES!!!!!"  Actually it's more like "uh, ok."  But thankfully, even though they had a minivan full of bread in their garage, we got away with just a smallish pile of bread this time.  And there's actually some decent stuff - black bread, wheat nut type, sourdough, two kinds of english muffins, whole wheat bagels, hamburg buns (that's the Vermont spelling :), but then the obligatory super sweet muffins, doughnuts, french toast maple bread and some mexican pastry bread that I can't think of the name.  Oh and some squashed bread for the chickens.  They love that stuff.  The more squashed the better.   Most of it fit in the freezer, thank god - cause during the Great Bread Event of 2009 all we could do is put it in the root cellar, where it slowly got moldy.  Then I threw a bunch of it in the woods - actually I threw TONS of it in the woods - day after day after day - till the stupid neighbor dogs started rooting around and eating it.

Smooth move stupid neighbor dogs.

A Maniac In The Woods

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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Crafty Mag Pics That Will Scare You Silly

Ok, so this first one's not too scary.  I mean the dresses are a little unnerving...but I kinda like that lower lady's hair.




But here's where I start sweating a bit.  The wig, the smock, the ornament skirt, the look on that crazy lady's face...




And here...here is the image that will cause me to wake up screaming in the night.  Who on god's green earth would not only come up with such a ridiculous hat and scarf set, but then force this poor girl to pretend to be happy wearing them, and then, against all better judgement while looking at the proofs, say "YES!  Print this!!"  Who?   It's not even a real hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sunday, July 17, 2011

More Photog Stuffs - NYC Snowstorm




One winter when I lived in New York, there was this really cool snowstorm/blizzard that happened one afternoon and went through the night.  This was probably the winter of 2001.  There was like a foot and a half of accumulation and I totally dug it.  One of the things I did was go out in it at night at take some photos of the neighborhood I lived in at the time - Astoria, Queens.   I used super high speed black and white film to get a really contrasty, grainy image - and I totally loved the results.  These are some of my favorite photographs I've ever taken.  They look exactly like I wanted them to - like I pictured them in my mind - and pretty much the way I wish the world always looked.  Except for the times I wished it looked like a 70s movie.  

I put watermarks on these cause I figured I should.  It's kinda distracting - but I'm sure you can deal.











This last one is from the Coney Island Mermaid Parade sometime around 2000/01.  I thought I'd throw it in cause it's so crazy bright and contrasty and funny.  Dig that devil baby!!


Saturday, July 9, 2011

Random Paper Goods + God Pic

Ok, I lied.  It's not really a "God" pic.  I didn't lay on my back and take a picture of the sky and catch God doing something.  It's more a Sunday school, Santa Claus nightgown, God quote wreath thing.  Or whatever.

I'll show you that first so you can start breathing again.




The thing I find most alarming about this whole contraption is that no one even bothered to trim that ugly tan construction paper off around the outside of the wreath.  I mean it would actually be kinda of cute in a Sunday-school-Santa-pjs sort of way if it didn't have that dorky octagonal tan paper hanging off the sides.  

The next items are the paper goods I promised a few seconds ago.  Now, here I must take a moment to warn you.  This may just be the turning point in our relationship.  I am about to reveal to you the depths of my dorkiness (and I'm not talking tan-octagonal-paper-hanging-off-god-wreath dorkiness either).   I am just warning you cause you may never wish to return to my realm again.  

One of my big secrets is... I scan stupid stuff that most people would probably throw out.  But, since you are here, that means that you either... 

1) are exactly like me in every way or... 

2) stumbled upon my realm and can't figure out how to get out (those are the only two option available).

So then that can only mean that you will want these items for your very own too (or that you don't but we won't dwell on that part)!  Yay for us!!

First up is a scan of a notepad called "The Bachelor Pad."  It's got all these funky doodles around the edges of the paper and a space in the middle to write your notes or what-have-yous.  

All the following scans are 300 dpi - purely for your printing pleasure.  



Sorry about the wonkiness of that one - I'll fix it someday.

Next is another notepad for you to print off and use as if it were your very own.  It is the receipt pad for an upholstery business that my grandpa and his brother had in Regina, Saskatchewan way back in the 40s or 50s.  See, you can pretend that you work at Barrie Brothers and that someone just ordered a sofa reupholstery job!  Isn't that exciting?!?!  What would YOU charge?





And next is an old envelope for some bank.  It's not a deposit envelope, as it was clearly meant to go through the mail (or did they do that way back when?).  But you could print out any size you want and trick your loved ones into thinking they are receiving some sort of official thing in the mail.  

Fuck - my boyfriend just figured out what I'm doing and looked at me like I was off my rocker.  I guess he's not invited back to my realm.

Ok - back to the snazzy envelope.  Here it is.  (In case you didn't go this far in your head - you could actually SEND a Barrie Brothers receipt to someone IN THIS ENVELOPE!  How exciting is THAT?)



And last, but not least, just so you don't say I never gave you anything that wasn't really boring and stupid - here's a pretty cool canning label.  Print and commence labeling!



Ok - have fun with your new toys!  

Friday, July 1, 2011

Rocking Horse Records "Peter Pan"



Ok kiddies, here it is.  The full Peter Pan album with album art in the download (crafty!) - and 6 stories with more quotable dialogue and catchy tunes to get stuck in your head than you would ever believe possible.

I know I tricked you all into downloading that one Ali Baba track last night.  Sorry - I just got so excited.  You can go ahead and delete that track if you want cause the whole shebang is right here (and that track doesn't have the nifty album art).

Another Rocking Horse record is in the works - so stay tuned.

Rocking Horse Records "Peter Pan"

Track Listing
1. Peter Pan
2. Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves
3. Jack and the Beanstalk
4. Pandora
5. Tom Thumb
6. The Pied Piper of Hamelin